I wasn't sure i was gonna start a blog, even though everyone i know has one. But then the queen of the trailer park went and did something i couldn't reisist sharing with my nearest and dearest. When Paris Hilton is telling you to close your legs you know you are in trouble.

Now, if you want to see the rest of this lovely photo shoot go to this website: http://www.jojoevents.com/britney.htm. However i will warn you, it's not for the faint of heart, stomach or those who value their eyesight. *NOTE* The author of this blog may not be held responsible for instances of hysterical blindness