Med School, Part I

Alright. So. Things have been a little crazy over here at la casa del oso since I started medical school. I have learned alot of things already including but not limited to: 1. Anatomy is less scary than my brain made it out to be. 2. People are weird, including professors. 3. Even the most asinine-seeming lectures can turn out to be really awesome 4. Smelling like dead people sucks 5. Being around smart people again is REALLY nice. 6. Anatomy lab makes everyone hungry, which is upsetting. 7. When people compare any part of anatomy lab to food, it becomes difficult to eat that food (i.e. one of my lab partners thinks that bone saws smell like Doritos) 8. The people you least expect can make you smile when you aren't prepared. For example:

We were given a lecture on loss prevention from our head security officer, who told us in his very best Chris Rock voice:

"That one high heeled shoe you have in the back of your car, it might not be important to you...but it's important to a crackhead.
The sweater you keep in the back seat of your car, might not be important to you...but it's important to a crackhead."

But now i have to go put on my pajamas and go visit some dead people