So in the spirit of all of the caption contests, I propose a theory contest. What do i mean by that? Well last night while kevin was sleeping he started talking. He said to me in that sleepy sleeptalking voice "I wonder what i tastes like when you mix fear and vodka." So what's your theory? What does it taste like when you mix fear and vodka? Have fun!
3 comments:
Fear and vodka, when mixed, taste like getting dressed for one's wedding.
It's like rain, on your wedding day
(anoying morrisette)
I smell fear and vod-ka, yeah (marcies playground)
The only thing we have to fear is, vodka itself (with appologies FDR)
But the real answer is synethesia - you TASTE fear and vodka at 1:30 am when you SEE the car behind you has red and blue lights on.
OR ...
Since fear is a coppery, metallic taste that runs down the back of your throat and voadka is a burning cold and peppery taste that runs down the back of your throat, I suggest it would taste like a freeze-dried penny. Ohhhh - I bet you can but it at the National AIR and SPACE museum next the the Astronaut Ice Cream. (man, that stuff blew goats)
you're sitting back by the pool, 3 sheets to the wind, ethanol begining to seep out of your pores. The phone rings. It's the other guy on the team calling you to tell you that he was on call last night, and you'd better get off your ass and haul it in because YOU have unknowingly been on call for the last 2 hours.
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