A letter to my boss

Dude, i know that you feel sorry for yourself because you never amounted to anything. I understand that you feel the need to exert your modicum of power every chance you get because work is the only place you get to show it but really, be human. Don't bully people into working when they really can't. Don't make underhanded comments that are offensive and then get pissed off when people call you out on it. No, doctors are not glorified-college-graduates who can sew. I understand it was a joke but once you push peoples buttons long enough it stops being funny. Ohh and really, you shouldn't snicker under your breath and make snide remarks when there is a huge shipment that i have to stock. Yeah it's funny that you don't have to do it yourself but you know what, at least i still can lift these boxes. Is that the reason you don't offer to help with the heavy ones? Cause you cant?

Ohh and little prissy boy. Really, our job is NOT hard. Why does it take you 3 hours to do a job that takes me 30 minutes? Why do you feel like you are better than everyone else? You are not special! Ohh and really, no one cares that you broke up with your boyfriend this week or that you dropped out of law school to pursue your "dream" which you have since not been able to identify.

And to the stupid people who i encounter every day....screw you. Why would you call FedEx to come pick up a package at our office when you AREN'T here yet? Why do you stay after closing time every night when you know full well what time we close, you aren't dumb (at least in theory). Why would you come to the office and do things that don't count as work (surf the internet, leave and get coffee) and expect me to say you were here?

If everyone could just leave me alone today, it would be great. kthxbye